WE SHOULD PROBABLY TELL YOU HOW GOOD WE ARE AT IT…
But if you don’t want to read this website. Just click the button.
Ok. So you kept scrolling
Well, we better tell you a bit about who we are then.
We’re VLAN, we’re 7 years old (not literally, you can’t employ 7-year-olds, believe us, we tried), and we got sick of how IT companies operate. We grew tired of the industry’s need to be ‘professional’ whilst delivering really poor service. Before us, it was basically a gaggle of blokes in suits sending people to sleep with monotone voices and telling people to turn it off and on again. We wanted to build a company that speaks and acts normal, and that delivered on their promises.
Anyway, enough about us. Just click the button.
OMG. ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?
OK, fine, we’ll tell you a bit about our services.
We’re the guys you call if your laptop’s language changes to Japanese and you don’t speak Japanese. We’re the team you contact if you’ve got an email from a prince in Eswatini who just so happens to be your relative and wants to give you a million quid inheritance.
Here’s where we can help support your business:
It’s called a bundle because, well…you get a bundle of good stuff. Obviously.
It Support
365
Device Security
Email Security
Training
Hardware/Software
We’re both hard and soft at the same time.
Or, y’know, we do hardware and software.
Laptops
Servers
Laptops
Servers
HAVE YOU GOT A LOT OF TIME ON YOUR HANDS?
No? Then why have you got this far down on the website? Listen, we haven’t lost a customer in 7 years. Here are some quotes from them which we promise are real and not entirely made up like most of our competitors.
You’re still here? Wow.
Let’s mix it up, take a break from scrolling and hit play.
Here’s some video proof we know our stuff.
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To chat to an IT expert who can actually string a sentence together, fill in the form and we’ll be in touch.