OK. SO YOU KEPT SCROLLING.
Well, we better tell you a bit about who we are then.
We’re VLAN, we’re 6 years old (not literally, you can’t employ 6-year-olds, believe us, we tried), and we got sick of how IT companies operate. We grew tired of the industry’s need to be ‘professional’ whilst delivering really poor service. Before us, it was basically a gaggle of blokes in suits sending people to sleep with monotone voices and telling people to turn it off and on again. We wanted to build a company that speaks and acts normal, and that delivered on their promises.
OMG. ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?
OK, fine, we’ll tell you a bit about our services.
We’re the guys you call if your laptop’s language changes to Japanese and you don’t speak Japanese. We’re the team you contact if you’ve got an email from a prince in Eswatini who just so happens to be your relative and wants to give you a million quid inheritance. Here’s where we can help support your business:
VTAB Bundle
It’s called a bundle because, well…you get a bundle of good stuff. Obviously.
- IT Support
- O365
- Backup
- Device Security
- Email Security
Hardware/Software
We’re both hard and soft at the same time. Or, y’know, we do hardware and software.
- Hardware
- Laptops
- Servers
Right, now we’ve given two buttons to click. Just pick one. Please.
HAVE YOU GOT A LOT OF TIME ON YOUR HANDS?
No? Then why have you got this far down on the website? Listen, we haven’t lost a customer in 6 years. Here are some quotes from them which we promise are real and not entirely made up like most of our competitors.
“VLAN are amazing blah blah blah…”
Customer Name
“VLAN are amazing blah blah blah…”
Customer Name
“VLAN are amazing blah blah blah…”
Customer Name
Now…
CLICK THE BUTTON FOR GOD’S SAKE!